AmalgaMade: Soundtrack for My Life: 3/16/09

Tuesday, March 17, 2009

e. jay at 1:19 AM

e. jay: Undefeated, undisputed featherweight champion on all continents/World record holder with a high score of two gazillion in Tetris/Two-time recipient of the Nobel prize for super foxiest female ever/She split the atom, invented the x-ray, the cure for AIDS, and the surprise blindfold greeting/She performed and choreographed the fights for Bruce Lee in Enter the Dragon and The Game of Death and still does stunt doubles for Jackie Chan on the weekends/She sucker-punched Einstein, outsmarted Ali, and even out-superfreaked Rick James/With a perfect track record since kindergarten where she used to whoop schoolboy ass/She's listed in section 202 of the United Nations Security Act of 1986 as being too hot to wear tight sweaters on international airspace/In this world of tension, pressure, and pain she is known by men and women of all origin and faith for her wisdom, compassion, and relentless determination in the quest to get paid.

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