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Thursday, April 2, 2009

Au Revoir and Cheers (is that right?)

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Until next week, as I journey to the oh-so-international/cosmopolitan destinations of Paris and London! Lots of pictures and sore thumb outf...
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Tuesday, March 24, 2009

My Kind of Man

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Somebody find him and give him my phone number A.S.A.P.! I have "been in love" with Pharrell (of N*E*R*D and the Neptunes, for the...
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Saturday, March 21, 2009

Good Job, Mescudi

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I feel a little better now. :-) Visit Pigeons and Planes if you haven't already.
Thursday, March 19, 2009

Enough Already

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I know the GO International/Designer Collections for Target are not everybody's "thing", but I have been following them for qu...
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Tuesday, March 17, 2009

Welcome to Heartbreak

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Kid Cudi, noooo! I can't say I really blame you, but no! This news has really got me Down & Out . I just put my two best friends up...
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Wear Your Green...

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if you don't want to get pinched today! Unless, of course, you're violent and just waiting for someone to dare touch you. This video...

Soundtrack for My Life: 3/16/09

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Saturday, March 7, 2009

For The Record...

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Just saw Watchmen, and it was pretty damn weird...and I say that in the best way possible, because I loved it!
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Friday, March 6, 2009

And You Ask Yourself..."Where Is My Mind?"

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I'd like to preface this with the fact that domestic and sexual abuse are not foreign, unrelatable concepts within my family. Aside from...
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Saturday, February 21, 2009

Someone Stop Me

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What do you do when your friends are at Mardi Gras weekend festivities, and you have to stay home and study for a test? Paint leopard print ...
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Saturday, February 14, 2009

Spring Trends I'm Sporting: The Cold Shoulder

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Ok, confession time: I haven't owned anything with one-shoulder since this obscenely ostentatious and bedazzled Baby Phat club top from ...
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Monday, February 2, 2009

Janet Jackson Deserves Reparations

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She does, from the stigma of Nipplegate. Her career just hasn't been the same, all because people caught a glimpse of a nipple for half ...
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Saturday, January 31, 2009

Begging Your Pardon...

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These past two weeks have been hell...I've been trying to wrangle up money for med school. I haven't finished my FAFSA, and I just g...
Wednesday, January 21, 2009

The Hell Date Has Tentacles...

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And they are reaching out to me through the phone and Facebook. I must be the the first date queen because Shaggy has called and texted me f...
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Thursday, January 15, 2009

So Was I on BET This Weekend?

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It's quite possible I was. In fact, I'm still waiting for one of the vertically challenged devils to pop out at any choice moment (m...
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Undefeated, undisputed featherweight champion on all continents/World record holder with a high score of two gazillion in Tetris/Two-time recipient of the Nobel prize for super foxiest female ever/She split the atom, invented the x-ray, the cure for AIDS, and the surprise blindfold greeting/She performed and choreographed the fights for Bruce Lee in Enter the Dragon and The Game of Death and still does stunt doubles for Jackie Chan on the weekends/She sucker-punched Einstein, outsmarted Ali, and even out-superfreaked Rick James/With a perfect track record since kindergarten where she used to whoop schoolboy ass/She's listed in section 202 of the United Nations Security Act of 1986 as being too hot to wear tight sweaters on international airspace/In this world of tension, pressure, and pain she is known by men and women of all origin and faith for her wisdom, compassion, and relentless determination in the quest to get paid.
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